Gabi Talks

Here's the compilation of Gabi's Random Conversation for the year 2014:

Tito: Gab wag mong scratch yang sugat mo sa ears sige ka maoopera yan tatanggalin yan ng doctor di ka na makakarinig.

Gabi: Para di ako kagaya kay dad? naopera. kasi two times sya nagla-lunch e.

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Gabi: Mom, kapag adult na ako two na husbands mo?

Mom: No. You're still my baby. God prepared a wife for you also..

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Gabi: Mom, junk food ba yung Piatos?

Mom: Yes!

Gabi: Eh may "dietary fiber" un eh.

Mom: Hndi lahat ng may dietary fiber healthy... tska Salty yun eh.

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Gabi: Mom, I'm thinking.. 

Mom: What are you thinking about? 

Gabi: Ibebenta ko toys ko! 

Mom: Bakit mo ibebenta toys mo? 

Gabi: Kasi, para makabili ako ng Dragons!

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Gabi to Lola Pinay: Lola Pinay, kahit old ka na, maganda ka pa rin!

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Gabi put the mug on his ear

Gab: Dad, parang ghost yung sound.

Dad: Ngek! Ghost are not real Kuya! (pertaining to Multo)

Gab: Meron kayang real ghost, yung HOLY GHOST

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Gabi talking about the recent Christmas Party performance

Gabi: Mom, dapat sa flood kau na drowned. Dapat doon kau sa, "And there was a great flood". Not sa rain. Do you drown in the rain?

Mom: No. Ok direk, next time.

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