I'm back with my second son's compilation of his witty talks! Reading these brings delight to me.
I hope you enjoy!
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Mom: They're (the big horse and the little horse) looking at the sun!
Gael: Why their eyes will not be damaged?
Gael: Why their eyes will not be damaged?
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MOM and GAEL:
Gael: If you love me, you will not discipline me?
Mom: No. I love you that's why I discipline you.
DAD and GAEL
Gael: Dad, I love you! You love me If you discipline me? And you don't love me if you don't discipline me?
Dad: Yes, I love you that's why I discipline you
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Gael: Mom, why David doesn't have nose?
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Daddieh while doing woodwork:
Gael: Meh...meh...meh.
Dad: What's that sound?
Gael: Circular saw. Meh..meh..meh.
Dad: That's not the sound of the circular saw. It's like a sound of a goat.
Gael: Daddy, don't talk. Just focus, ok?
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Mom: Gael, let's wash up.
Gael: Give me 5 minutes.
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Mom: Sal pushed back the covers, hopped out of bed, put on her robe and slippers..
Gael: (Interrupted, while looking at the illustration) It's not slippers, that's shoes...because the hole is closed!
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Gael: Mom, look! Ping is trapped inside the basket! #StoryAboutPing
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Gael: Why we need to "hold on to Jesus"?
Mom: Kuya, why?
Gael: Because we will fall?
Mom and Kuya Gabi: 😂😂😂
Bambelela... Bambelela... Ku Jesu Bambelela!
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Mom: Dad, let's eat! Dad: Ok. After a few seconds...
(Dad is still upstairs)
Mom: Daaad, let's eat!
Gael: Daddy is not obeying. Discipline na si Dad.
Mom and Dad: 😂😂😂
(Dad is still upstairs)
Mom: Daaad, let's eat!
Gael: Daddy is not obeying. Discipline na si Dad.
Mom and Dad: 😂😂😂
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Gael: Mom! P is for Gift, gi, gi, gift!
Mom: 😂😂😂
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Gael picking a piece of his biscuit on the floor and put it in his mouth.
Mom: Gael! Don't eat food from the floor!
Gael: It's for winter!
(He got the idea of storing food for winter from our new read-aloud book, Blueberries for Sal. He thinks he is Little Bear. 😂😂😂)
"Little Bear," she said, "eat lots of berries and grow big and fat. We must store up food for the long, cold winter". ~ Mother Bear
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Gael: Mom, you are the salt of the earth.
After a few minutes, while everyone is trying to sleep...
Gael: Mom, I have one last question.
Mom: Ok. What is it?
Gael: What happened when the horse eat the salt?
Mom: (thinking...)
Gael: When it's not cook?
Mom: (still thinking..)
Gael: It will be thirsty? Pastor Peter said that!
Mom and Kuya: :-o
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Gael: Mommy, can you see me? 😂😂😂
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Gael: I hope I can pay this glasses.
Mom: It was given to you already.
Dad: How much are you going to pay?
Gael: Two Hundred Pesos.
Dad: Where will you get the money?
Gael: In the pouch!
Mom: It was given to you already.
Dad: How much are you going to pay?
Gael: Two Hundred Pesos.
Dad: Where will you get the money?
Gael: In the pouch!
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Gabi and Gael singing:
"The precious blood of Jesus Christ..."
Gael: Kuya, why Jesus has blood? Because he got accident?
Gabi: No. Because He was crucified.
"The precious blood of Jesus Christ..."
Gael: Kuya, why Jesus has blood? Because he got accident?
Gabi: No. Because He was crucified.
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Gael: I am bad!
Dad: No, you're not bad.
Gael: No, Sin made us bad!
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Mom: See, you're coughing because you didn't drink the oregano.
Gael: Diba, God will heal?
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Mom: See, you're coughing because you didn't drink the oregano.
Gael: Diba, God will heal?
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